communism, socialism, democracy, totalitarianism, none of them quite cut it like a good old fashioned royal rule. absolute power for one. every whim attended to, every wish granted, every need anticipated. really, what more could one ask for?
i try to live my life as queenly as possible.
1. my parade wave is impeccable.
2. i am the wearer of fabulous hats.
3. i own a lap dog.
4. i believe that your purse and shoes must match.
5. i have no aversion to living in a castle.
6. i like tea and crumpets
7. i prefer to be driven
8. i have brought my daughter up like a princess.
9. i'm always up for a good photo-op.
10. it wouldn't bother me not to wear the same dress twice.
11. i really really like large ostentatious pieces of jewelry.
12. i have a perfectly round head so my crown would never slide sideways.
and well i have never said "off with his head"! i have, on occasion, ordered other bodily parts to be either removed or at the very least, have harm done to them.
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